The President of the United States decided to weigh in on college football; Does it mean anything?

Spoiler alert: probably not

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The President of the United States decided to weigh in on college football; Does it mean anything?

There are a million ledes I could write when given the Mad Libs of “Donald Trump,” “President of the United States,” “College Football,” and “NIL.” Alas, I am not sober and found out that Donald Trump signed an executive order that is titled “Saving College Sports.1”

If you click on the link, you will be directed to an actual, US government backed executive order about college sports. I’m sorry, but this is kind of insane to comprehend, and now we all have to figure out what the hell this all means. So here is my attempt at interpreting… whatever the hell I just linked above.